I am Fishman

combotron:

At first I thought my GBA sounds were just glitching after I put in Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros 3, but it was actually something more. It was more than just a silly sound glitch after waking my GBA from Sleep Mode…

nadir5000:

WOLF, by Akira Toriyama

sometimes I wish I could set aside some time away from people to sort out my issues but I’m pretty sure what little social interaction I have is the only thing keeping me from just killing myself

Choo Choo human train wreck coming through

tequilafemina:

A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”

My boss is still crying.

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

here lies fishman

died of too many yugiohs

stupidmiiverseposts:

There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.

thebeatleswereterrible:

"It’s the social economic version of “just stop being depressed”"

holy shit

thats it

thats exactly what bothers me about “forget money follow your dreams” like lol ok poor people just stop being poor and do things start a business 

just acknowledge we live in a capitalist society and that following a dream isn’t achievable for everyone like. be real. i’m a positive person but i’m not full of illusions about how things work.